It's been more than two years since my last MSTing type foray. I really meant to do more of this, but I just haven't found the time or materials. Or maybe I'm just lazy, I dunno. But either way, this little nugget of Harry Potter Wish Fulfillment joy was revealed to me courtesy the Why, God, Why? Forums (GAFF spiritual successor #3 – shout out to user szaleniec for the find.) I really am trying to put more effort into finding and writing up more of these. (We need more classic-style MSTings out there rather than mere "sporkings") And towards that end, and for a change of pace. This time, I'm using the Rifftrax crew and style. If anyone else is using Mike, Bill and Kevin in such a manner, I haven't seen it (and if they are, I'd like to).
If anyone wants to get in-depth on this fic (for whatever reason), it has a TV Tropes entry:
And on with the disclaimers: Rifftrax and all related characters are the property of Legend Films, Inc. "The Last War" is the property of Lady of Pale Emerald Fires, and she's welcome to it.
WARNING: This MSTing contains riffs referring to,inspired by, and/or ripped off from: Senor Wences, Jeopardy!, "Manos: The Hands of Fate", "The Cats In The Cradle" by Harry Chapin, "Married With Children", The Flintstones, Looney Toons, Batman, Spider-Man, Spawn, The DOOM comic, The Jerry Springer Show, ECW wrestling, Mortal Kombat, James Joyce's "Ulysses", "Farscape", The Simpsons, Citizen Kaine, The Matrix, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and the Exxon Valdez.